Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban. Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE. Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends. Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real. Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady. Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick in. Deathly...
that-whovian-nerdfighter: calyps-oh: A moment of silence for the good cartoons that never quite made it Are you kidding? I watched all of these!
Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
memewhore: bunnybundy replied to your post: How old are you? Just out of curiosity. Thank christ for those of us in the old folks’ club on tumblr :) BRO FIST! (Gently, though, my rheumatis is acting up)
jonathanleary: remember when raven accidentally ate mushrooms on a live cooking show
lucillesballs: all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do “take out the trash” “do the dishes” “clean your room” “do your homework”
best-of-funny: sherlock-holmes-is-a-dick-biter: agentjamesbond: when you’re reading fanfiction and its pretty good and then out of nowhere theres some shit like ‘their tongues battled like israel and palestine fighting over the same sacred ground’ X
twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.